Dear people-with-whom-I-commute-on-the-train,
I don't walk around and pinch the noses or shut the wide-open-gobs of
those of you who snore consistently every single train ride, so the fact
that occasionally I have allergies (especially when the people around
me are wearing litres of perfume) which cause my nose to run (which I do
blow, and solve the problem myself) does not mean you are entitled to
shove tissues at me. I have my own tissues, I don't want your
McDonalds-napkins-that-have-been-in-the-bottom-of-your-bag-for-god-only-knows-how-long.
I find that so rude. Maybe I should start waking up every single one of you who snores.
